In Lastation, Noire wakes up after a hard night of (barely any) sleep.
Noire (In her head):
I couldn't sleep a wink last night. I feel kind of bad about that fight I had with Neptune yesterday. I mean, she's a total sloth, always eating and sleeping. However, she does get the job done when she wants to. She's always nice to everyone too, even me. She really shouldn't though. Maybe that's why I like her so much... Wait! I shouldn't be falling in love with a sloth! Ugh! How did I end up falling in love with someone like Neptune!?
As Noire puts her feet into her slippers, she hears a knock at the door.
Noire:
Come in.
Uni opens the door and enters the room.
Uni:
Good morning.
Noire notices that Uni looks terrible like she does.
Noire:
Couldn't sleep either, huh?
Uni nods her head.
Uni:
I think I went too far yesterday with Nepgear.
Noire:
Did you too get into an argument again?
Uni:
Worse. I left her to fight monsters all by myself, putting us both in danger! I'm such an idiot!
Noire:
Uni... Is there a reason why you're acting like this?
Uni:
I... I just want to be a strong leader! I want to be someone the other Candidates can look up to.
Noire:
Uni... I think I'm teaching you a very bad lesson.
Uni:
What!? No! Noire, you're my inspiration. You can do no wrong!
Noire:
...I always do something wrong, especially when it comes to Neptune. I got into an argument with her yesterday.
Uni:
Huh... Funny how you and I always seem to keep getting into conflict with the Planeptune goddesses...
Noire:
I know why, too. If I may ask: How do you feel about Nepgear?
Uni blushes.
Uni:
I-I-I don't know what you mean by that! She's just an ally to help us take down Arfoire and Rei Ryghts. That's it!
Noire:
Uni, I have feelings for Neptune.
Uni:
WHAT!?
Noire:
And I think you have feelings for Nepgear.
Uni:
N-N-NO! She's too whiny, and she's... She's...
Noire:
Neptune and Nepgear both have their faults, but we do too. Neptune seemed to have put mine aside, and wanted to be my friend. No matter what I say to her, she keeps hanging out with me. I have no idea how she'll react to my confession, but I'm going to tell her today how I feel. I want you to do the same to Nepgear.
Uni:
I-I can't! It's be too embarrassing!
Noire:
Okay, I won't force you. However, it's going to keep building inside of you until you get it out. Trust me, I know.
Uni goes silent. Noire's cellphone rings. It's Histoire.
Noire:
Good morning, Histoire.
Histoire:
Noire! Please come over at once! Something happened to Neptune and Nepgear!
Noire:
I'm on my way!
Noire hangs up. She turns to Uni.
Noire:
Something happened to Neptune and Nepgear!
The two of them head over to Planeptune's Basilicom. Histoire is waiting for them at the entrance.
Noire:
What happened?
Histoire:
When I woke up this morning, both of them were gone! I've searched everywhere, but they're not in the building.
Uni: There wasn't a note or anything?
Suddenly, Neptune and Nepgear arrive.
Adult Neptune: Hey guys! What brings you two here?
The three of them turn around, and are shocked at what they see. Both Neptune and Nepgear have a dark purple and black attire now.
Uni:
W-W-What happened to you two!?
Adult Neptune:
Well, we found a growth potion inside of Arfoire's spell book. We made it last night, and well... Here we are!
Noire:
Why would you do something like that!?
Neptune walks up to Noire.
Adult Neptune:
To be more mature. Duh. Besides, I had no idea how fun it would be to have a body like this.
She wraps her arms on Noire, and leans on her.
Adult Neptune:
What do you think, Noire? Don't you like what you see?
Noire tries hard not to look at Neptune's chest.
Noire:
I-I-I don't... dislike it.
Nepgear runs up to Uni.
Adult Nepgear:
What about you, Uni? Do I look like an adult now?
Uni:
I-I... I think so.
Her face turns red.
Histoire:
Where did you guys go this morning?
Adult Neptune:
Oh, right! We outgrew our original outfits, so we had to buy new ones. I'm sorry for scaring you, Histy, but we didn't want to shock you with our new bodies. But now, Nepgear and I can act like proper goddesses! We're going out now to fight some monsters. Want to come along?
Noire:
Sure.
Adult Neptune:
Yay! It's a date then!
Both Noire and Uni blush.
Neptune and Nepgear transform into their goddess forms, and they start to fly away. Histoire flies up to Noire.
Histoire:
Can you get them to change back? Anything that Arfoire wrote in that book is bound to cause trouble, and I don't want them to get hurt.
Noire:
I will.
Noire and Uni transform, and they fly after Neptune and Nepgear. The group flies over an abandoned building with a dilapidated roof. Nepgear spots something inside the bulding.
Adult Nepgear:
Neptune, what's that?
Neptune looks down towards the abandoned building. Through the destroyed roof, she sees a robot.
It's one of Ganache's leftover Killachines!
Black Heart:
Ugh! I hated these things! This is going to be tricky, so be extremely careful, sisters.
Adult Nepgear and Uni:
Yes ma'am!
We'll have to hit that thing at the same time or we'll be here for hours trying to kill it.
Two guns appear out of the Killachine's shoulders, and they start firing at the goddesses. The goddesses manage to maneuver around the bullets. Uni aims her rife and shoots one of the guns off. The Killachine swings its axe at Uni. She barely manages to dodge it, but then the robot swings the blade back. Uni dodges the axe, but the blade hits Black Heart! She hits the ground hard!
Purple Heart:
Noire!
Uni goes and rushes over to Black Heart. She doesn't move. This makes Purple Heart angry.
We have to leave.
Purple Heart:
No. This thing isn't going to get away with this. Remember Nepgear, we have to act mature now. If we leave, this thing will escape and cause more harm. We have to kill it!
Adult Nepgear:
Yeah, you're right. It has to die!
Looks like you two need some help.
Purple Heart:
Who are you two?
Blue-Haired Woman:
We'll explain later, Neptune. First, let's deal with this monstrosity.
Purple Heart:
...Right! We all have to hit it at once to destroy it.
Yellow-Haired Woman:
Gotcha!
Yahoo! That was fun!
Blue-Haired Woman:
I wish it lasted a bit longer, though.
I think she's hurt really bad. We need to get her back to the Basilicom.
Adult Nepgear:
I'll do it.
Hey! Wait for me!
Now, who are you two?
Blue-Haired Woman:
Oh, right! It seems that I don't exist in this universe. My name is Iris Heart, the goddess of Planeptune.
Yellow-Haired Woman:
And I'm Yellow Heart, the CPU Candidate of Planeptune!
Purple Heart:
"Goddess and CPU Candidate of Planeptune!?" But, that's me and Nepgear... Wait, are you two from another dimension?
Yellow Heart:
Yeah! There was a huge explosions, and-
Iris Heart:
Let's talk about this at the Basilicom, shall we?
Purple Heart:
...Sure.
Plutia:
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Uni:
I'm so sorry, Noire! It's all my fault!
Noire:
Don't do that to yourself. It wasn't your fault. I'll be fine. It's not the first time I've been beaten up.
Oh! You're awake!
Uni! I'm much more powerful than I ever was before! I helped to take that Killachine down without hesitating!
Uni:
That's... cool.
Adult Nepgear:
Are you proud of me!?
Uni:
...Yes, I am.
I promise to get stronger every day!
Uni:
Cnnmm brhhhh.
Adult Nepgear:
What was that?
Uni:
I couldn't breathe.
Adult Nepgear:
Sorry. I'm still not use to this new-found strength of mine yet.
She was already curvy before, but now she's even bigger! Why can't something like that happen to me?
Adult Neptune:
We also have two visitors that I would like for you to meet, Noire.
Hello, Noire. I'm Plutia, the goddess of Planeptune.
Yellow-Haired Woman:
And I'm Peashy, the CPU Candidate of Planeptune!
...Come again?
Plutia:
I can explain everything.
Peashy, or Yellow Heart, and I, are from a different dimension. Our universe was called "Ultradimension." We also had a Noire, Blanc, and a Vert. We also had an Arfoire, and a Rei Ryghts. One day, we were in the middle of fighting them when their assistant, Anonydeath, turned on his new weapon. It was a bomb that harnased both Arfoire's, and Rei Ryght's, powers. It destroyed our whole universe. Afterwards, Arfoire and Rei Ryghts killed the other goddesses. Yellow Heart and I were the only goddesses left. We went after the three of them, but Anonydeath had another contraption waiting for us. He created, what I could only speculate, a portal. It sucked Peashy and I through it, and that's how we ended up here.
Noire:
So, you're telling me that there's a universe where Arfoire and Rei Ryghts beat the goddesses and destroy the universe?
Adult Neptune:
That's just another reason for us to stop them!
Iris Heart:
Do it as fast as possible. I don't want you all to lose your world like Peashy and I lost ours.
Okay, here's the deal: Noire, you're going to rest. I'll fix the rest of us something to eat. In the morning, we're going to call the other goddesses here so we can find Arfoire and Rei Ryghts.
Adult Nepgear:
Sounds like a plan, sis!
Can I speak to you for a minute?
Plutia:
What's up?
Noire:
Are you really happy with your new body?
Adult Neptune:
Oh yeah! I feel like I can take on the whole world now! I'm definitely going to be a better goddess from now on.
I have to thank you, Noire. I know we fight a lot, but you really opened my eyes. This is how you act like a true goddess.
Noire:
Neptune, I-
Adult Nepgear:
Neptune, are you coming?
Yeah, I'm coming.
What were you saying?
Noire:
...I'll tell you later.
Adult Neptune:
...Okay. I'll be right back.
What have I done?
Morning arrives. Neptune enters the living room to check on Noire. She sees her sleeping on the couch still. She smiles, and then heads to the kitchen to begin making breakfast. Plutia appears, rubbing the morning drowsiness from her eyes.
Morning, Neppy.
Adult Neptune:
Morning, kiddo! How'd you sleep.
Pretty well. I just wish I could wake up already. Oh, I know!
That's better!
You know, you look just like the Neptune from my world.
Adult Neptune:
R-Really? Well, I didn't always look like this. I took a potion that made me look like this.
Iris Heart:
My Neptune was a human though. Over time, however, we developed a relationship.
Adult Neptune:
Huh... Just like Vert and Iffy in our dimension.
Iris Heart:
I lost her though when the universe was destroyed. Now, I have her again...
Wait a minute!
Hi, Noire. Looks like you got some fire back in that fragile body of yours.
I'll show you fragile!
Woah! Calm down you two!
Black Heart:
She was trying to.... To...
Iris Heart:
Are you two dating?
Black Heart:
...Um... Well...
Iris Heart:
Then what I doing wrong, Noire?
I thought so. You're just like the Noire from my dimension.
I hope that you and I can have a relationship in this world, Neppy, like we did in mine. I'll love you for who you are, and I won't hide my feelings, unlike someone else that I know...
Hey Neptune, let me help you make breakfast. The unwanted third party can leave or she'll get burned...
Okay, Noire. Thank you for looking after my health.
What is it!?
Black Heart:
...It's a spy camera.
...He's here!?
Purple Heart:
Who, Plutia?
Oh drat! They found me out! I've got to get out of-
You two!?
I thought I sensed a stranger here. My magic is telling me that you're from our dimension. Who are you, robot?
Robot:
I am Anonydeath, thank you very much. I also know who you two are. I used to work for you two back in my dimension.
Rei Ryghts:
Oh really?
What's so funny?
Rei Ryghts:
I have an idea. Anonydeath, in exchange for your services, we'll help you get closer to a certain goddess that you've been spying on. Deal?
Back at Planeptune's Basilicom, Neptune, Nepgear, Noire, Uni, Plutia, Peashy, and Histoire, are investigating the camera. They are in the living room, and the camera is on the table.
Is someone spying on us?
Noire:
I don't know, but I would like to figure out who owns this camera.
Adult Nepgear:
I might be able to help with that.
I can locate where the signal controlling the camera came from.
Adult Neptune:
Nepgear loves to tinker with technology.
Lastation!?
Ah, you've found me. It was about time anyway.
Noire:
Who the heck are you!?
Anonydeath:
I am Anonydeath, and I have a proposal: I want you, Noire, to come down to my home in Lastation.
Noire:
What!? Are you crazy? Heh. Sure. I'll come over and send you straight to prison!
Anonydeath:
Oh, I'm afraid that if you try to do that, I'll set off bombs all around Gameindustri.
Adult Neptune.
What!?
Believe me now? Noire, come on over and I won't detonate the bombs. If you refuse, or call the other goddesses for help, then we'll all go sky high! You have one hour to come. Bye bye!
This is insane!
Noire:
I'm going.
Adult Neptune:
Wait! I think we should let the other goddesses know what's going on.
Uni:
But the robot said-
Adult Neptune:
We'll tell them to stay away, but we want them to be on alert in case something happens. They at least need to know about the bombs.
Plutia:
Tell them to be careful. Those are the same kind of bombs that Arfoire, Rei Ryghts, and Anonydeath used to destroy Ultradimension.
Be careful, sis.
Noire, wait!
This camera will allow us to watch you. I'll send a link to the other goddesses so that they can be on alert as well.
Ah! My darling Noire! Come in! Come in!
Black Heart:
...Thank you.
Okay. You have me. Now deactivate the bombs.
Anonydeath:
Hold ya horses, gurl! I won't turn them off until you agree to a date with me.
Black Heart:
A DATE!?
Everybody watching through Noire's camera:
A DATE!?
Anonydeath:
Yes, because, my dear, I have a crush on you!
Black Heart:
...Huh?
Anonydeath:
I know everything about you, Noire, including your cosplaying hobby.
NO! Shut up!
Everybody watching through Noire's camera:
Cosplay?
Anonydeath:
I love everything about you, Noire. Back in my dimension, I was crazy about you.
Black Heart (In her head):
Emphasis on crazy.
Anonydeath:
You're jet-black hair, your victorian-era dress with a steam punk vibe to it, everything! But, I could never confess my feelings to you properly. Sadly, in my dimension, you were killed by Arfoire and Rei Ryghts. That's what drove me to enter through the portal that I made. Now, I have you again and we can be together!
Black Heart:
So, in order to get my attention, you stalked me?
Anonydeath:
I'm so sorry! However, if you agree to be my girlfriend and go out with me, then I'll turn off the bombs.
Black Heart:
No.
Anonydeath:
What?
Black Heart:
I'm not attracted to bad guys. You destroyed another dimension, for goodness sakes!
Anonydeath:
WHY!? What don't you like about me? Is it because I'm a robot?
Black Heart:
...Did you not-
Anonydeath:
Oh! I get it! I've read plenty of manga. You say you don't want to go out with me, but deep in your heart you want to go out with me.
I'M NOT A TSUNDERE! I've had it already. I'm NOT going out with you, and you are going to deactivate those bombs RIGHT NOW! Understand?
Arfoire:
Well, this has gone on long enough.
What the-
Come to momma.
Did you have to destroy my home!?
Arfoire:
Relax, tin can. This will be your new home for now.
Rei Ryghts:
And this is your new project.
And these two human friends over there are going to help you.
Let's get started, shall we?
Arfoire:
And here's a friendly reminder, gentlemen; If you fail this time, then I'll kill you for real.
Ganache:
Y-Yes, Arfoire.
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